kingcheddarxvii:

YOU CAN’T DEFY “READ” SIGNS AND THAT’S TERRIFYING

markiplier:

Hey Tumblr,

Did ya hear about my new jimmy jams? They’re for chaaaaaaaaarity… ;)

Love,

MarkiMoo

tadashihamadas:

Big Hero 6teen

I still remember the feeling I felt when I first started talking to you.
Unknown (via blackbruise)

poyzn:

Animals that are patiently awesome.

micool-jones:

Do not harass Tina or Ray about their relationship.

Do not harass Tina or Ray about their relationship.

callmeoutis:

snoop dogg gives off this vibe that he doesn’t really have a plan but he still knows exactly what he’s doing and like i strive for that

foodchewer:

its called freedom of spinach

jon-snow:

"YOU CAN’T CANCEL QUIDDITCH"

"wood there’s people that are dying"

h0llaween:

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

3liza:

fuckyoustreetharassment:

Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh

proper procedure