proper love @lukewarmstorm

unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

You have this one life. How do you wanna spend it? Apologizing? Regretting? Questioning? Hating yourself? Dieting? Running after people who don’t see you? Be brave. Believe in yourself. Do what feels good. Take risks. You have this one life. Make yourself proud.
(via moonist)

The Irony of Choking on a Lifesaver.

booksxcrooks:

(◡‿◡✿) Slow sensual deep meaningful kisses

(◡‿◡✿) Lustful hands sliding down bodies with little tiny gasps of pleasure 

(◡‿◡✿) Tugging on their hair gently only to move the kisses to their neck 

(◡‿◡✿) Jawline kisses slowly moving back to their lips

(◕‿◕✿) Muffled kissing while getting the shit fucked out of them

twisted-sisters:

send me a fandom and i’ll list my five favorite characters

I can’t handle these nerds. 

naturalcomedian:

This is the only reason I have Twitter.

slightlyterroristic:

I can’t really argue

down-as-dicks:

I really like my new shirt.

meursalt:

Do come again with your thugs, but only if you like bro hugs! [x]

handjob:

when someone tries taking food from your plate

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nialllhoran:

i hope all of one direction just spend today randomly telling zayn that they love him like harry will go up to him and be like knock knock and then when zayn says who? it’ll be like “just me telling you that i love you”